Intro- C | F | G | x2

C                 Em                  F                   G
Dressed up, for a big date, like Halloween day but it was 4th July
      C                 Em             F
Now a car crash, with a suitcase and a painted face,
        G                          Dm                 F
She was one of a kind; she wears a plastic crown like Cinderella
     Dm              G
And roller skates in bed

He rides a greyhound, from his hometown, when he comes around,
Because they don-t let him drive now, mixed up, as a milkshake
But make no mistake; Crash is looking like a star

Chorus:
C       Em         F            G
You and me, we-re invincible, together.
C      Em          F          G
We can be, oh so tragical, whatever 
Am                   E              C              D
Dressed up just like Ziggy, but he couldn-t play guitar
F                      G                 C
Captain Crash, and the beauty Queen from Mars (Repeat one line of intro)

Share a toothpick, trading lipstick
Watch some traffic, for days in the diner
Hold hands, making big plans, playing superman
He was wearing eyeliner
Another local legend with his long time lucky charm.

Chorus:
Am               E                    G                 F
Drunk on love as you can get, getting high on lust, and cigarettes
Am                 E               F                    G
Living life, with no regrets, at least they-re going to try to fly

Solo: C | Em | F | G |

Final chorus:

You and me, we-re invincible, together
We can be, oh so tragical, whatever
We-re Sid and Nancy, Fred and Ginger, Clyde and Bonnie
Liz and Richard, Kurt and Courtney, Bacall and Bogie, Joltin- Joe and Ms. Monroe here-s Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen From Mars
They-re like you and me, Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen from Mars

Outro: (Repeat Intro to fade)