A5		    E5	 A5		  E5
Knock, knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. McFeelie
A5 		   E5	  A5	          B5
I've brought you a letter - speedy delivery
A5 	         E5 	    A5		E5
Well Mr. McFeelie, if  this postage due
A5	      E5	A5	     B5
You can go *** yourself like captain Kangaroo
 A5	    B5	            C#5 	            E5*
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
A5	         B5		     E5*        B5
But in the end I still have no friends
A5         E5
Do, do, do...
Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. McFeelie, shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house, you're just my ***in' mailman?
I can go to land...
Do, do, do...
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends
Do, do, do...
A5		          E5
You are my best friend too
                             D5		       B5
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
Your best friend is you, I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
Your best friend...

     A5   E5   E5*   B5   C#5    D5        
E||-----------------------------------|--||
B||-----------------------------------|--||
G||------------9-----------------7----|--||
D||--7----2----9-----9----11-----7----|--||
A||--7----2----7-----9----11-----5----|--||
E||--5----0----------7----9-----------|--||