Life Thru A Lens
(R.Williams/G.Chambers) 
A
Wake up on Sunday morning
A6
Everything feels so boring
G
Is that where it ends
D
Live your life thru a lens 
D
Hair is the new hat, brown is the new black
F
She shouldn't wear this he shouldn't wear that
C	          	 G	                D
Pleasure at leisure make mine a double measure with friends
Fashion tardis down at Quo Vardis
Who laughs the longest who drives the hardest
Pleasure at leisure make mine a double measure with friends 
F#m			    Dbm7
Just because I ain't double barrelled
A		             C
Don't mean I haven't travelled well
Db
Can't you tell!
Oh no it's quite appalling
Your conversation is boring as hell, oh well! 
A
Wake up on Sunday morning
A6
And everything feels so boring
G
Is that where it ends
D
With your life thru a lens 
A
And now your boyfriend's suspicious
A6
So go home and wash the dishes
	     E          G	    A
And wash them well so he can't tell 
She's looking real drab just out of rehab
I'm talking football she's talking ab fab
Your clothes are very kitch
Just because your daddy is rich
You sound so funny with your voice all plummy
Now your cheque's just bounced better run to your mummy
And you know it's a class act she'll never ask for it back 
Just because I ain't double barrelled
Don't mean I haven't travelled well
Can't you tell!
Mix with the local gentry and don't crash Tarquin's Bentley
I'll take the bends with our life thru a lens
You're scared of the poor and needy
Is that why you're all inbreedy?
They're just like you, they need love too 
Wake up on Sunday morning
And everything feels so boring
Is that where it ends
With your life thru a lens 
And now your boyfriend's suspicious
So go home and wash the dishes
And wash them well so he can't tell