SONG: Hymn 2000 - Elton John/Bernie Taupin
Dm - Bb
Ab            Db
She chose the soft centre
                            Ab   Fm
And took it to bed with her mother
        Ab    F#
And the ideal confusion
    Db       Ab
Was just an illusion
   Bbm                      Fm    C
To gain further news of her brother
Ab                  Db
And the comfort of mother
                       Ab       Fm
Was just an appeal for protection
        Ab            F#
For the cat from next door
    Db             Ab
Was found later at four
   Bbm           Fm   C
In surgical dissection
F                Eb
And I don't want to be
Bb             F
The son of any freak
F                  Eb
Who for a chocolate centre
Bb                    F
Can take you off the street
F                           A
For soon they'll plough the desert
        Dm          Dm/C Bb
And God knows where I'll be
F    F/E      Dm
Collecting submarine numbers
G                         C
On the main street of the sea

The Vicar is thicker
And I just can't see through to him
For his cardinal sings
A collection of hymns
And a collection of coins is made after
And who wrote the Bible
Was it Judas or Pilate
Well one cleans his hands
While the other one hangs
But still I continue to stand