I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, 
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words. 
"What a beautiful wedding!, What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. 
"Ah yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." 

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 
I chimed in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of hope. 

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved 
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne 
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved 
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne. 

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 
I chimed in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 

Again.. 

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" No. 
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!" 
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. 

Again..